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HERE’S A FEW EXCELLENT REASONS WHY CELEBRITIES SHOULD NOT EVER ENTER A RECORDING STUDIO

HEARTBEAT by DON JOHNSON
PARTY ALL THE TIME by EDDIE MURPHY
SHE’S LIKE THE WIND by PATRICK SWAYZE
Whatever that stupid song was by DAVID SOUL
Whatever that stupid song was by KEITH CARRADINE
FAR FROM OVER by FRANK STALLONE*
(*although technically not a celebrity)
ANYTHING BY BRUCE WILLIS
HONORABLE MENTION and the Luckiest Man (he had white horses) that ever lived besides Lou Gehrig: JIM BELUSHI
HONORABLE FRIAR: KEVIN BACON

I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU IF YOU OWN ANY RECORDINGS BY: (unless it’s for comedic purposes)
JOHN TESH
KATHY LEE GIFFORD
STEVEN SEGAL
PARIS HILTON
ROBERT GOULET
LINDSAY LOHAN
J-LO
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT
LEONARD NIMOY
WALTER BRENNAN

Absolutely HORRIBLE DUETS
STATE OF SHOCK: Mick Jagger & Michael Jackson
SAY SAY SAY: Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson
EBONY AND IVORY: Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder

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