by DenBob, with apologies to GregBob Lake
Pete(Bob) was a Cub fan
Until the end of 2008
Leading the league in victories
Until the playoffs, they were great
Ooohh, what a Lucky Fan he was
Ooohh, what a Lucky Fan he was
PeteBob was in heaven
The team was the best he’d seen
Better than 2007
Better than Bartman ‘03
rousing chorus
Three bullets from the Dodgers
The Cubs bled as they cried
No money they spend could save them
So they lay down and they died
spirited chorus
Pete no longer cares
For the Cubs are no longer his team
No stress anymore in the summer
He shall live much longer than me
fist-pounding chorus
(Dave and Pete struggle with kazoo solos)