DONALD TRUMP’S “DONALD TRUMP”
JAMIE LYNN SPEARS’ “CONCEPTION”
RUSH LIMBAUGH’S “SNAKEOIL”
PARIS HILTON’S “BOYTOY”
ROD BLAGOJEVICH’S “DENIAL”
LARRY KING’S “LAZARUS”
OJ SIMPSON’S “CONVICTION”
STAR JONES’ “THINNER”
BRITNEY SPEARS’ “BACKSEAT MUSK”
MEL GIBSON’S “LATIN MASS”
BARRY BONDS’ “TAINTED”
LIZ TAYLOR’S “HUSBAND #14”
J-LO’s “EGO-MIST”
GLENN FREY’S “EAGLES REUNION”
NICOLE RITCHIE’S “MANCHEESE”
JOAN RIVERS’ “OLD MUMMIE”
LINDSAY LOHAN’S “HAS-BEEN JASMINE”
ROSIE O’DONNELL’S “CHUM”
BARBARA WALTERS’ “TOMBSTONE”
JOHN GOODMAN’S “BACKSWEAT”
DON HENLEY’S “ECO-GREENPOND”
BOB BARKER’S “RETIRE-MINT”
ROGER CLEMENS’ “INJECTION B-12”
BARBRA STREISAND’S “LENTIL-YENTIL”
PHIL SPECTOR’S “SMOKING GUN”
BUD SELIG’S “TARNISH”
AL ROKER’S “NUTTY PROFESSOR”
SAMMY SOSA’S “PINE-TAR”
TOBY KEITH’S “COWPIE”