BOBBY SHERMAN (Ice Cream Truck Company Owner)
SHAWN CASSIDY (Drives a truck for Bobby Sherman)
GARTH BROOKS (Clown for Children’s parties)
PETE BEST (Chauffeur for Ringo Starr)
BILL WYMAN (Works at the “London Guitar Center”)
VANILLA ICE (Swimming Pool Cleaner)
MC HAMMER (“Port-A-Potty” Cleaner)
DAVID CASSIDY (Emcee at “SIX FLAGS OVER SAN PEDRO”)
LEIF GARRET (Heroin Dealer)
COREY FELDMAN (FERRIS WHEEL Maintenance Man)
COREY HAIM (Corey Feldman’s Assistant)
CHERYL LADD (Telemarketer)
MICHAEL RICHARDS (Chauffeur for Ving Rhames)
MEL GIBSON (Bishop at St. Vitus Parish in Hosanna, Utah)
GARY COLEMAN (Lawn Jockey at the Tiger Woods Estate)
STEPHEN BALDWIN (“Born Again” pamphlet peddler)
DANIEL BALDWIN (Alec Baldwin’s errand boy)
MILLI VANILLI guy who isn’t dead yet (Sex Slave)
OJ SIMPSON (CONVICT)
GARY BUSEY (Crash Test Dummie)
JAKE BUSEY (Gary Busey’s Son)
TIFFANY (Longaberger Baskets Sales Woman)
SLY STALLONE (Peddler of Steroids on TV stations in Asia)
SLY STONE (Driver for Sly Stallone)
FRANK STALLONE (“Handyman” for brother SLY)
CHER (currently in hiding while planning another farewell tour)
JACK OSBORNE (Kelly Osborne’s Agent)