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The AcoustiBobs bash out a sizzling combo of Rock-n-Roll Oldies,
some Classic Country, some Newer Oldies, and a Smattering of Original Songs for your Rock and Roll pleasures…

“An evening with the AcoustiBobs is a Guaranteed FunFest”

DenBob, with Enough Forehead for Four Heads, Rocks a Left-Handed Guitar Strung Upside-Down, Sings Right-Handed Vocals And Keeps the Ball Rolling.  
  
DaveBob Strums Six Strings Strung Straight on an Acoustic Guitar, Crooning Ethereal Vocals and Heavenly Harmonies from under a Sweeping Shock of Shimmering Silver Hair.
                                                         
PeteBob Plucks an Electrified Bass Guitar (when plugged in) and is Invaluable with his Witty Stage Banter, his Own Unique Vocal stylings and Overall Enthusiasm.                                                                                                          

PaulBob Pounds the beat on Skins, Cymbals and PeteBob (if he stands too close). He is the Ruler of Rhythm, a Vital Virtuoso and the Picasso of Percussion.

DenBob is played by Denis Kramer        PeteBob is played by Pete Pollack DaveBob is played by David Wilke         PaulBob is played by Paul Chamberlin

BOBBY SHERMAN (Ice Cream Truck Company Owner)
SHAWN CASSIDY (Drives a truck for Bobby Sherman)
GARTH BROOKS (Clown for Children’s parties)
PETE BEST (Chauffeur for Ringo Starr)
BILL WYMAN (Works at the “London Guitar Center”)
VANILLA ICE (Swimming Pool Cleaner)
MC HAMMER (“Port-A-Potty” Cleaner)
DAVID CASSIDY (Emcee at “SIX FLAGS OVER SAN PEDRO”)
LEIF GARRET (Heroin Dealer)
COREY FELDMAN (FERRIS WHEEL Maintenance Man)
COREY HAIM (Corey Feldman’s Assistant)
CHERYL LADD (Telemarketer)
MICHAEL RICHARDS (Chauffeur for Ving Rhames)
MEL GIBSON (Bishop at St. Vitus Parish in Hosanna, Utah)
GARY COLEMAN (Lawn Jockey at the Tiger Woods Estate)
STEPHEN BALDWIN (“Born Again” pamphlet peddler)
DANIEL BALDWIN (Alec Baldwin’s errand boy)
MILLI VANILLI guy who isn’t dead yet (Sex Slave)
OJ SIMPSON (CONVICT)
GARY BUSEY (Crash Test Dummie)
JAKE BUSEY (Gary Busey’s Son)
TIFFANY (Longaberger Baskets Sales Woman)
SLY STALLONE (Peddler of Steroids on TV stations in Asia)
SLY STONE (Driver for Sly Stallone)
FRANK STALLONE (“Handyman” for brother SLY)
CHER (currently in hiding while planning another farewell tour)
JACK OSBORNE (Kelly Osborne’s Agent)

DONALD TRUMP’S “DONALD TRUMP”
JAMIE LYNN SPEARS’ “CONCEPTION”
RUSH LIMBAUGH’S “SNAKEOIL”
PARIS HILTON’S “BOYTOY”
ROD BLAGOJEVICH’S “DENIAL”
LARRY KING’S “LAZARUS”
OJ SIMPSON’S “CONVICTION”
STAR JONES’ “THINNER”
BRITNEY SPEARS’ “BACKSEAT MUSK”
MEL GIBSON’S “LATIN MASS”
BARRY BONDS’ “TAINTED”
LIZ TAYLOR’S “HUSBAND #14”
J-LO’s “EGO-MIST”
GLENN FREY’S “EAGLES REUNION”
NICOLE RITCHIE’S “MANCHEESE”
JOAN RIVERS’ “OLD MUMMIE”
LINDSAY LOHAN’S “HAS-BEEN JASMINE”
ROSIE O’DONNELL’S “CHUM”
BARBARA WALTERS’ “TOMBSTONE”
JOHN GOODMAN’S “BACKSWEAT”
DON HENLEY’S “ECO-GREENPOND”
BOB BARKER’S “RETIRE-MINT”
ROGER CLEMENS’ “INJECTION B-12”
BARBRA STREISAND’S “LENTIL-YENTIL”
PHIL SPECTOR’S “SMOKING GUN”
BUD SELIG’S “TARNISH”
AL ROKER’S “NUTTY PROFESSOR”
SAMMY SOSA’S “PINE-TAR”
TOBY KEITH’S “COWPIE”

by DenBob, with apologies to GregBob Lake

Pete(Bob) was a Cub fan
Until the end of 2008
Leading the league in victories
Until the playoffs, they were great

Ooohh, what a Lucky Fan he was
Ooohh, what a Lucky Fan he was

PeteBob was in heaven
The team was the best he’d seen
Better than 2007
Better than Bartman ‘03

rousing chorus

Three bullets from the Dodgers
The Cubs bled as they cried
No money they spend could save them
So they lay down and they died

spirited chorus

Pete no longer cares
For the Cubs are no longer his team
No stress anymore in the summer
He shall live much longer than me

fist-pounding chorus
(Dave and Pete struggle with kazoo solos)

ACTUAL
ILLINOIS TOWNS

FEGG
SHERMMY
BULLARD
SULFUR BEACH
SHELLER
FRAKUS
BLUBBERD
MALLARDTOWN
GIGGY
AUNT AGNES
HIGGENDORK
SOUTH BURPEE
FRANKSVILLE
SMELTER
KNOBB
MUDVEIN
FORT EDNA
THURTHTON
EAST-SOUTH ROY
CLOWNTOWN
MT. PILOT